Top Ten "You Might Tie Too Many Flies"
By Shawn & Wayne
You Might Spend Too Much Time Tying Flies If :
1) You have removed a Hook from your foot/feet, your wife or child’s foot/feet or your household pet’s paws...
2) You have ever clamped your fly tying vise to your steering wheel...
3) You have tied flies using your opened chest pack as a vise platform - while on the river...
(Guilty)
4) You have tied a fly without your vise, using your hands. I call this one “Pulling a Lee Wulff”...
(Guilty Again)
5) If you have stopped and/or considered stopping your car to collect Fur or Feathers from road kill. Personally I like to collect fur and feathers while the Birds/Animals are sleeping...
6) Your friends come to your house to get fly tying materials instead of the local fly shop.
7) You have Burned out a Drive belt on the household vacuum...
8) Your wife finds feathers and hooks in the laundry... (Before and After washing)
9) You happen to visit or “plan ahead” to visit the zoo or local game farm with your family and come home with feathers... (Fur as well – If your fast enough)
10) Your Dog, Cat or household has Bald Spots or Your Parrot/Bird has missing feathers and Bald Spots as well...
Tightlines’ and Keep Twisting the Fur and Feathers
Shawn
Top Ten "You Might be a Trout Bum If"
By Shawn & Wayne
Top 10 Reasons You Might be a Trout Bum...
You Might be a Trout Bum If:
1. There is a "Reserved Parking" sign with your name on it at your favourite fishing spot...
2. You Tie flies during work hours or on your lunch break for that evening's hatch...
3. Your Wife works two jobs with the occasional Saturday at the local boutique...
4. The Headliner and Sun visors in your vehicle double as your spare fly boxes...
5. Your Fly Rod, Reel, Line, Leader & Fly are pre-rigged and ready before you leave your house...
6. All Important functions such as weddings, anniversaries, family reunions, travel for work, etc.,
are planned with informing yourself of the fishing, guides, or the closest & best spots of that
area in mind...
7. You have ruined and/or repaired a household vacuum at some point over the years from cleaning up fly tying materials & missing hooks lying on the carpet...
8. Your Waders and Wading boots are Never completely dried out...


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